{"id":11668,"date":"2022-12-24T20:45:58","date_gmt":"2022-12-24T17:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vendeto.am\/?p=11668"},"modified":"2022-12-24T20:45:58","modified_gmt":"2022-12-24T17:45:58","slug":"early-in-the-morning-my-brother-came-to-our-house-he-told-me-something-that-surprised-mei-didnt-expect-such-a-thing-from-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vendeto.am\/?p=11668","title":{"rendered":"Early in the morning my brother came to our house. he told me something that surprised me\u2026I didn\u2019t  expect such a thing from my mother"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I say what happened, man, he says we were embarrassed. It turns out that my mother is a woman in her<br>sixties, but from where did she get a new man and now she says that I want to get married. I was<br>terribly surprised. Instead of crying, my wife sits down and laughs, she says, \u00abBut what kind of person is<br>yours? He does what he does for his own benefit, he doesn\u2019t waste any time.\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dushrasskazi.ru\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/image-313.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1276\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I from my mother<br>I didn\u2019t expect anything like that, first of all I\u2019m going to give the people a potato, they\u2019re going to ask<br>questions, they\u2019re going to make fun of me. I\u2019m telling you to call me, you\u2019re not ashamed, woman, she<br>hangs up on me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dushrasskazi.ru\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/image-314.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1277\" width=\"746\" height=\"414\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, my brother and I have decided to go with my mother and her future husband,<br>let\u2019s sit down, talk, understand each other, and then it will become clear what we will do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I say what happened, man, he says we were embarrassed. 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